ACROSS 1 swindle 4 his wife turned into a pillar of salt 7 The Beatles' "Happiness is a Warm ___" 10 turn on, tune in, ___ out 14 fifth zodiac sign 15 Capt. Beefheart's "___ Cream for Crow" 16 utilize 17 dice game of chance 18 Aleister Crowley's cabal (initials) 19 ___ for Victory! 20 tape deck function button 21 out of practice 22 author of "Naked Lunch" 26 spooky radio show, "The ___ Sanctum" 27 ___ and ends 28 SubGenius Scribe, Rev. Ivan ___ 31 George Romero's "___ of the Dead" 33 round tasty pastry 34 "The Good, the ___, and the Ugly" 37 destroys paper evidence 39 Hurry up! ___  ___ with it! 41 sacred 42 Arnold Palmer's ball supporter 43 and so on (abbrev.) 45 nothing, nada, zero 46 sacred book of Christianity 47 Central American Indians 49 medicinal tablets 51 group of three 54 Earl Grey or Lipton 56 relaxation resort 57 Kennedy brother not assassinated 60 Cameo's "___ Up!" 61 SubGenius newsletter, The ___ Fist 63 split between church factions 65 "___ Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" 66 "Blazing Saddles" director, ___ Brooks 67 the whole ___ and caboodle 69 neatly kept 70 H.G. Wells' novel, "The ___ Machine" 71 serious stuff 73 author of "Riverworld" sci-fi series 80 prime goal of the SubGenius 81 hip hop song style 82 henpeck 83 spoon bender, ___ Geller 84 magickal cereal, ___ Charms 85 lyrical poem 86 666 - 65 = ___ (Roman numerals) 87 employ a Lazy Boy 88 interrogates 89 lion's lair 90 dry wine 91 compass pt., Detroit to Washington D.C. DOWN 1 luster 2 abominable snowman 3 last Dirty Harry flick, "The Dead ___" 4 George Romero's "Night of the ___  ___" 5 Atlantic or Pacific 6 swarmed 7 spiritual teacher 8 exploiter 9 ancient cemetery 10 crack and smack 11 hasty 12 chooses 13 military mind games, ___ ops 23 shortest distance between two points 24 boast 25 Norse diety 28 ultrafast aircraft (initials) 29 Stephen King's novel, "___ Shining" 30 Jimi Hendrix's "___ You Experienced?" 32 desire 34 SubGenius Saint, J.R. "___" Dobbs 35 everything 36 coloring agent 38 pig's digs 40 inside info 41 ___ and hers 44 electrified poker 46 sorcery (two words) 47 insane 48 Dead or Red 50 CDs replaced these 51 Frank Zappa's "___ Hundred Motels" 52 '80's U.S. Prez, ___ Reagan 53 anger 55 Noah's big boat 57 LSD advocate, Dr. ___ Leary 58 supernatural insight (initials) 59 businessman's LSD (initials) 61 partially (prefix) 62 The Who's "The ___ Are Alright" 64 listen 66 our galaxy, The ___ Way 68 tendencies 70 tiny Lyme disease bloodsuckers 72 Billy Idol's "Eyes Without ___  ___" 73 in addition 74 screw around with computer programs 75 green gem stone 76 unlocked 77 source of artistic inspiration 78 Goddess of Discord 79 ceremonial act or event 80 Patty Hearst's outlaw group (initials)